The office staff has been complaining about the long lines at Wells Fargo, especially after the formal changeover from Wachovia (which took over from First Union (and whose initials were really appropriate), which took over from Dominion Bank, which grew out of First National Exchange Bank . . . )
So Donna, my right arm and assistant, took a deposit over there and the line for a teller was 'nearly out the door'. While waiting she took the name "Wells Fargo" and broke it down:
"Where Every Line's Longer Seemingly Forever And Rage Grows Often"
Not bad, huh?
Think they'll care? nah. They're too big for their britches.
Guess it's time for me to close all the estate accounts I have there; doubt they'll miss a measly $500K in money.