Years ago I served as the first citizen member of the Virginia Board of
Medicine. (lawyers got citizenship rights that year!) and we had a
crazy trying to get his license back.
As part of his "evidence" of what
he'd been doing while not practicing his craft he submitted essays (these days they would be blogs) he'd written about various subjects. One of the essays
referred to lawyers as "Pedantic Nematodes".
To the amusement of the rest of the Board and staff, (and going way over
the head of the still-unlicensed individual) I immediately put the
initials "PN" at the end of my nameplate.